So might as well do it now i guess, since this is a blog i can write any old crap and nobody will actually give a shit or even stop to read it so here we go. As you've probably guessed I'm very bored. My sister is watching X factor so theres that pissing me off. My gorgeous Becki is busy doing something or other so is hardly talking meaning I have to communicate with the other losers on msn (her cousin for fuck sake).

But, I'm not just bored, I also feel like shit from drinking today. Never ever down vodka and sprite on an empty stomach just because a pretty girl tells you to lol.

Now my boredom has caught up with me and so i am going to stop this shit before i break some kind of law. Ill leave you with a shit joke.

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

Goodbye now