Well, I've just got back from a holiday to Turkey. Went to Lykia World with my Sister and Mam and have only one word for that experience . . . shit! It's the worst country I have ever been to. Firstly, the weather and landscape are just the same as any other Mediterranean country but more expensive to get to and further away.

Second, they don't seem to understand how currency works. Instead of having only one they use three, Euro, Pound Sterling and then some Turkish thing so wherever you go the prices could mean anything. One shop said on a t-shirt "10." What does that mean? 10 chickens? Fucked if I know.

My final complaint is the people were overly friendly. It was so annoying, you couldn't go in a shop without twelve Turks descending on you trying to make you buy everything they own. It made me want to be back home in Britain where shop employees ignore you and don't know the meaning of the word help.

So anyway, if anybody is thinking about going on holiday anytime soon please do not go to Turkey, you'd regret it