So might as well do it now i guess, since this is a blog i can write any old crap and nobody will actually give a shit or even stop to read it so here we go. As you've probably guessed I'm very bored. My sister is watching X factor so theres that pissing me off. My gorgeous Becki is busy doing something or other so is hardly talking meaning I have to communicate with the other losers on msn (her cousin for fuck sake).

But, I'm not just bored, I also feel like shit from drinking today. Never ever down vodka and sprite on an empty stomach just because a pretty girl tells you to lol.

Now my boredom has caught up with me and so i am going to stop this shit before i break some kind of law. Ill leave you with a shit joke.

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."

Goodbye now

Well, I've just got back from a holiday to Turkey. Went to Lykia World with my Sister and Mam and have only one word for that experience . . . shit! It's the worst country I have ever been to. Firstly, the weather and landscape are just the same as any other Mediterranean country but more expensive to get to and further away.

Second, they don't seem to understand how currency works. Instead of having only one they use three, Euro, Pound Sterling and then some Turkish thing so wherever you go the prices could mean anything. One shop said on a t-shirt "10." What does that mean? 10 chickens? Fucked if I know.

My final complaint is the people were overly friendly. It was so annoying, you couldn't go in a shop without twelve Turks descending on you trying to make you buy everything they own. It made me want to be back home in Britain where shop employees ignore you and don't know the meaning of the word help.

So anyway, if anybody is thinking about going on holiday anytime soon please do not go to Turkey, you'd regret it

I have finally finished school, I will never have to see those idiots at Longfield ever again, oh the joy. Now I get to sit back and relax for 9 weeks or so before starting college . . . unless im forced to get a job (which will only be in a supermarket or restaurant somewhere).
I'm looking forward to the end of August though, I get me GCSE results back and I'm pretty sure I did well in them, and then there is the experience of college, meeting new people in a new environment, can't wait.
Anyway, thats all i have to say really.

Oh yeah, only one more week and then my GCSEs are finally over. Just two science exams and my long holiday begins, shall be so good to never have to enter that terrible school ever again

Ah, the other day I was taking a trip down the men's toiletries section in Wilkinson's and after experimenting with the fine seletion of deodourants, aftershaves etc my eyes were drawn to a different site.
Condoms.
Now naturally, i was quite curious about the different types of condoms available and why the cost varied so much. So after reading the boxes and recieving many nasty looks from old women, I made the fascinating discovery of stimulation dots.
Not knowing what stimulation dots are i quickly decided to buy these condoms as further experimenting was needed. After losing three at a party I eventually opened one to search for these elusive dots.
After many an hour of searching I never did find these stimulation dots and never did discover who they were actually meant to stimulate. The man? Or the woman?
These and many other questions will remain until somebody eventually answers or I forget about it.
Until then they shall remain whereever i threw them, probably under the bed, ah well . . .

ah, its that time of the year, exam time, yay!!
so far i have done amazingly well in an ICT exam, done ok in a maths exam, done excellent in English and probably done shit in my second ICT exam
so, my next exams are as follows:

Additional Science - Friday 23 May
Engineering - Monday 02 June
Maths calculator - Monday 02 June
Geography - Wednesday 04 June
Religious Studies - Friday 06 June
Geography - Thursday 12 June
Additional Science - Wednesday 18 June
Additional Science - Friday 20 June

Dunno why im telling you but whatever, im bored
Anyway, pray for me Newgrounds :P

i love a girl called Becki, i love her more than i have loved anyone ever before.
Just thought id let you all know
I love you Beck

why do they confuse everything and never just say what they feel?
if anybody actually has an answer i would worship them forever :P

stuck in wales for the week, it is the shittest country ever, i hate it, they dont have a Burger King within 50 miles of where i am, and if they did they probably wouldnt even sell super onion rings
me wants out!!!!!
lol
anyway, how is everybody else?

can anybody tell me how to spot a spam thread as ive been banned from the bbs twice now for posting on spam threads and i dont know what they look like lol
help please

edit:
i understand now, thankyou newgrounds